Dostoevsky
1. one of the two greatest authors ever.
2. a russian chap who understands the reality of life.
“notes from underground” is an incredible book.”
“i know, it’s strait from the genius of dostoevsky!”
a favored author of hipsters and other -ssorted pseudo-intellectuals, most of whom have never actually read a word he wrote (outside of possibly a synopsis from sparknotes), but being ever hip as they are, understand how important it is to have the memorization of names of 19th century russian authors down to a science.
pre-owned copies of works of chekhov, gogol and dostoevsky all sat neatly in a row atop hipster’s bookshelf, just above the more modern, also indubitably hip, works of dave eggers, zadie smith, and david foster wallace.
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