dot communist


someone who believes everything about the internet should be free.
“you think the government should fund a program to provide free high-speed internet access to everyone? what are you, a dot communist?”
1. a person who devotes their life to sharing copyrighted intellectual property for free over the internet.

2. an insult aimed at a person who choses not to follow the internet’s status quo.
1. little billy always dreamt of being a rapper. since he couldn’t afford to buy music with his allowance, and didn’t agree with it in principle, he joined his friends and became a dotcommunist.

2. “dude, give me the link to your mysp-ce site!”
“sorry, but i don’t have one.”
“what? are you some kind of dotcommunist?”
left wing sites, bloggers, dirty web 2.0 hippies.
q: you see the new blog on dailykos?

a: no man, that sh-t’s for dotcommunists!

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