Dot Cotton


eastenders s-xiest female character
“lend us a fiver grandad, i’m gonna nip to the minute mart and buy dot cotton a pack of 10”
to begin to defecate whilst still wearing ones underwear.to leave a tell-tale mark in ones pants
if i dont get to the sh-thouse soon i’m gonna dot cotton.
a cigarette smoked down an inch or more, but with all of the ash still intact, as smoked by character dot cotton in british soap, eastenders.
a cigarette, thus smoked, is a “dot cotton”.
dot cottons mouth

the gary glitter, the nick, the tradesmans, the -n-s, the nipsy
“yeeeeoooooouch” howled tarquin as the saddle came off his bike as he sat down.
“that bl–dy metal pole stabbed me right in dot cottons mouth!”
to sit in a hot tub or bath for a long time so you hands go wrinkly, then you m-st-rb-t- with one of your wrinkly hands.
i’m just off for a dot cotton or i’ll give you a dot cotton
manx rhyming slang for rotton. a female with an unattractive, repulsive appearance.
that bird you pulled last night was dot cotton!

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