dot matrix
the droid that is -ssigned to princess vespa, usually seen complaining about something in the annoying voice of joan “the seal-voice” rivers.
1) lone star: what the h-ll was that noise?
dot matrix: that was my virgin-alarm. it’s programmed to go off before you do!
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