DOTA 2
the game that you play when you queue dodge 3 times in league of legends and don’t feel like waiting an hour.
1: “hey, wanna play some lol?”
2: “i can’t, i queue dodged 3 times and have to wait an hour.”
1: “okay, then let’s play dota 2!”
2: “sounds fun!”
dota 2 (defense of the ancients 2) is a multiplayer online battle arena video game developed by valve corporation and the stand-alone sequel to the popular defense of the ancients mod for warcraft iii : reign of chaos and its expansion pack, the frozen throne.
and new valve tactics for taking your life away and force you to use cr-ppy buggy program called steam and also you can buy hats!
if you download dota 2, you already sold your soul to gabe newell.
h-ll, i’ve been sold my soul since half-life came out
sequel to the famous moba game dota, this time created by value games. dota2 is set to be one of the biggest moba compet-tive games on release and has already had a $5 million tournament while in beta.
user1: check out these dota 2 streams!
user1: this game is going to own -> dota2streams.tv
user2: wow!!!! dota 2 looks awsome
user2: i can’t wait to get my beta key 🙂
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