Dotdotdotxiety
a paralyzing fear involving antic-p-tion of a text message in the works cl-ssically triggered by an ellipse and an uncomfortably long pause. those who experience this sensation are usually “nervous nellies” and really need to just chill out.
christine’s friend nellie freaked out the other day when she was awaiting a text from biff. he left her hanging with an ellipse. she waited for a grueling 2.3 minutes before her dotdotdotxiety kicked in.
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