having an intense aversion to all sites that end with .net
casey: “dude, jeff’s hotdudes.net site is totally lame! i told him to grab smokinhotmalemeat.com but he waited too long and now it’s taken.”
kim: “chill out! you’re starting to sound like a dotnet-ist!”
the clump of stuff at the bottom of a (tobacco?) pipe bowl, after it has been smoked. john tapped his pipe on the marble ashtray to knock out the dottle. after answering jane’s question, he filled the bowl with old navy flake. to walk like you just got off the toilett jesus henry we have […]
- double bagging
putting two condoms on a p-n-s before s-xual activity. john thinks that double bagging gives him more protection when picking up prost-tutes, even though steve told him that the rubbers will wear each other down. similar to the act of brown bagging. two bags are needed. one puts a bag over the girls head and […]
- double doggy dare
twice as effective as a double dare, which is twice as effective as a dare. anthony: i dare you to lick a tree. franklin: yeah, well i double dare you to lick a tree. billy: i double doggy dare you to lick a tree. -anthony and franklin then proceed to lick a tree-
the name given to a hickory shafted hammer that is chosen over more newer metal shafted hammers, it is an icon of the tool chest! im chappin in these four inch nails wee ma shamro.
- shank a sk*nk
to stab a grosty beeotch with an improvised object other than a knife. such objects may include pencils, forks, n-gg-r knives, (ect.) person 1: what a grosty beeoch! person 2: yeah, seriously, shank a sk-nk!