Dottie

special people. these people should walk around with bubble wrap and knee pads, and should use caution around doors and snowy roofs. can, and will, make a huge fool of themselves daily and doesn’t really care because that is their reason for being here. but all being said a much nicer than most people deserve, and the best friend that anyone could ever have. will do anything for you and will do it with a smile.
dottie, sigh

she did what? typical dottie
the most beautiful, honest, and trustworthy girl on the planet earth..
whoa, dottie is like the bestest friend ever
the hottest girl ever who has an amazing s-x appeal and ability to make men want her
last night, dottie totally got me hard, just by looking at her, it was amazing..i want her so badly
a wonderful man,met over the internet, incredibly flirtatious and charming, who will capture your heart.
unfortunately the situation will always end in heartbreak as a ‘dottie’ is always married….
girl #1 “whos yer new ep friend charlie?”
girl # 2 “oooooh, its just ma dottie”
-looks lovingly-
girl # 1 “whos that woman holding his hand tho charlie?”
girl # 2 “must be his wife……..”
an extremely hot girl.
some people believe that the indian bindi or tikka (red dot on the forehead) makes one hot. therefore, hotties wear dots, and are dotties.
“that girl with the dot is such a dottie.”
master of outwitting the squirrels, by wrapping on a window so that they fall from her birdfeeder into the pond below, dottie is a being unmatched. she sits at the dining room table all day long with her saggy t-ts, smoking her cigarettes one by one, even though they told her she is sure to die, because she nearly did several years ago, and then again started smoking. she also tends to watch her 13-inch black and white television set even though she has a 32 inch color one in the living room, not to mention her son’s humungous w-ng of well over (can’t even be calculated right now, as he’s currently sitting on it) the two tv’s inches combined!
the rest of the dottie definitions are without a doubt, absolutely wrong! dottie, although she is hot, is not the hottest dorothy alive! just ask toto after she lifted her skirt whilst singing “over the rainbow” and provided him with some red rocket treatment!