double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm
the extreme & bizarre s-xual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying s-m-n-like dandruff everywhere. she then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. she them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. she then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. she then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about amanda vanstone and a giant lemon. if you haven’t reached some form of -rg-sm by now, you’re impotent.
“jesus-pleesus!”
“yeah, that’s what they all say.”
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