double barrel snotgun
thinking you have contained the snot missiles from a juicy sneeze only to find one of the slimy slugs found its way between for fingers and having a friend or co-worker tell you some hours later that there is snot on your shirt or tie.
i found dried snot on my jacket from a double barrel snotgun three days ago.
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