Double Bass


a four or five string stand up acoustic instrument that hardly gets the recognition it deserves.
1.the double b-ssist in that jazz group kicked major -ss!

2.the double b-ss section in that orchestra kicked major -ss!
a multifunctional device capable of harmonising and keeping the beat in modern music.

after a few beers serves as a wide range weapon that uneducated people refer to as a “club”. perfect for the booed performer!

plywood b-sses are softer, both in terms of sound and weapon rating. you are more likely to be booed on a plywood b-ss and will tend to break more often when used as a weapon. get a hardwood b-ss – easier to knock you enemies out.
the mad musician played double b-ss all night. a smart -rs- told him his mother was ugly so he swung his double b-ss at him making a big thump accompanied by a melodic b-ss line.
a type of drum pedal that consists of a right foot pedal attached at the b-ss drum at the hoop and connected by a rod to a left foot pedal. used in lieu of buying two b-ss drums. utilizes one of three drives.
tim alexander has good foot work on his double b-ss
it’s a s-x position that involves sh-gging a girl from behind, reaching under her hips to play with her cl-t with one hand and reaching up to play with her t-ts with the other.

for best results, a height difference of 6″ or more is recommended, probably best no to try this if you’re a short fella and she’s a basketball player!
i’m going to play her like a double b-ss
when a man is taking a woman from behind, he reaches round with 1 hand to play with her br–sts while reaching around with the other hand to play with her virgina, thus holding the same stance as playing a doubleb-ss guitar
wow he’s in luck!.. that bird he’s just pulled is letting him doubleb-ss her!
2 base drum pedals used by the 2 feet on the drumset. normally used in metal. \m/ >.< \m/ d-mn, listen to that kick-ss doubleb-ss. the double b-ss is one of the most versatile instruments i know of. cl-ssical and jazz, plucked or bowed, it sounds great and is the foundation of any orchestra or group. listen to the heavy sound from the doubleb-ss!

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