double blumpkin
similar to an ordinary blumpkin but in this case the girl a.c. slater’s the toilet and blows the guy as he upper decks the toilet.
chad and his girlfriend had to sh-t at the same time, so to kill two birds with one stone she gave him a double blumpkin in her parents bathroom.
when you and your partner simultaneously sh-t on each other while 69’ing
the other night me and my girl were in the mood, so we decided to double blumpkin
when you and a friend achieve the amazing feat of reciving simultaneous blumpkins in a public bathroom.
guess what happened to me and earl last weekend, we met up with some sk-nks and got a double blumpkin.
while receiving a blumpkin, instead of using the toilet to release your sh-tty load, you use a female or male’s mouth. while the other female or male covers the bl-wj-b portion.
erin and aspen give a killer double blumpkin!
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