Double Bogey


a cr-ppy golf score (2 over par), but a good old-school movie night.
i would’ve shot par, but i hit the bunker and double bogeyed. speaking of double bogeying, you should come on over and we’ll watch: “the maltese facon” and “the treasure of the sierra madres.”
since a bogey is a single cigarette a double bogey usually means chain smoking or smoking 2 cigarettes in a short amount of time but it can also be used to describe a 100’s version of a cigarette, a blunt/joint or a cigar. double bogey is almost never used to reference pipe-based smoking things like bongs or hookah.
that last customer really seemed like she had pms. i could really use a double bogey right now.
a double bogey could be a golf term, but it is also a girl that is -ss ugly, that should not even be a rebound chick. good for defecation, or cleveland steam rolling.
a double bogey is a girl you brown bag, but worse.

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