double brownbagger


n. see brownbagger. a female who is so unattractive that you require not just one brown bag on her head while having s-x, but one on your own in case hers falls off.
fred: hey billy, here’s a picture of my new wife jen, isn’t she great?

bill: d-mn…..double brownbagger.
a term for a girl so ugly you need a brown bag for her ugly -ss face and one for you because you will be so embarresed
wow oprah is such a double brown bagger, but i still hit it shes rich

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