Double-Chin Karma
this is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his -ss and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can’t disguise anymore. he will be a victim of “double-chin karma.”
“d-mn, evan’s gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. he took her for granted and now he’s got double-chin karma coming his way.”
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