Double click the mouse


when a woman goes home and lights some candles and unties her bathrobe and begins to rub her v-g-n- like the world is about to end using her two fingers specifically to rub her cl-t
mary got rejected by another guy so she went home and ate her weight in cookie dough then she double clicked her mouse till she fell asleep. mary do you double click the mouse?

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