Double crust
explains the relation when a man is deeply friendzoned by a woman he just wants as a f— buddy. it’s hard to penetrate through the “double crust”
i thought listening to her problems would make us closer. i don’t want a relationship i just want to pork her. now i’ve hit a double crust.
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