Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuck



1. a person who embodies and defines what it means to be the epitome of a f-ck-ng dumb f-ck, multiplied by 2. an extreme variation of dumb f-ck. usually such people are so stupid they can p-ss anyone off like a fire hose aimed at a fly.

2. a person who is dumb enough to have s-x, (especially in a threesome including two guys, or rather two d-cks hence the term “double-d-ck”) with people who they know have more stds than a town brothel… so many stds in fact that they got rejected by all the pimps in town when applied for jobs as hookers.

plural:

1. double-d-ck-dumb-f-cks

2. double-d-ck-dumb-f-ckers

other variations:
1. double-d-ck-dumb-f-cking
2. double-d-ck-dumb-f-cker
3. double-d-ck-dumb-f-cking-f-cker
1. “urrrgggggh!!!! i don’t get how that double-d-ck-dumb-f-ck doesn’t understand that $5 is the same as $4.99”

2. “those starbucksters are a bunch of double-d-ck-dumb f-cks”

3. “go back to kindergarten you 40 year old, double-d-ck-dumb-f-cker!!”

4. “yeah, that was a double-d-ck-dumb-f-cking idea to go to that orgy in harlem last night… now i know i have stds”

5. bob: “where were you last night jim?”

jim: “partic-p-ting in a double-d-ck-dumb-f-ck with john and jezabell who both have obvious genital warts”

bob: “you double-d-ck-dumb-f-cking-f-cker!!! now you have them. didn’t you have s-x ed at your school? you sh-t brained double-d-ck-dumb-f-cking drop out”

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