double dick touch
a term used when you think someone is f-cking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like,” ok, your touching my d-ck, and i’m touching your d-ck ” nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.
man: instead of standing here playing double d-ck touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
home depot clerk: yes sir.
tom: discussing this with you is like playing “double d-ck touch” nothing is getting acomplished here.
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