double dragon
to simultaneously vomit and p–p. usually occurs due to extend sickness
dude i got the flu so bad that i had to double dragon in my bathroom at 3am.
when a male’s urethra tip sticks together and causes urine to shoot out in two opposing and unpredictable streams.
“dude, i just p-ssed all over your potpourri dish on the back of the toilet…”
“what the f-ck man!? why would do that?”
“i’m sorry, it was a double dragon.”
“well clean that sh-t up before my girl gets home from work to take a bath!! f-cking r-t-rd.”
a two-handed hand-job that is performed using large quant-ties of lube (i.e. ky or saliva), and definitely both hands. to do the double dragon, the giver must be using the left and right hands to twist and slide up and down the shaft, while the receiver makes thrusting motions, and the hands must be locked together and work as a double dragon sliding up and down the c-ck, while rotating around and sliding up and down vigorously. often results in m-ssive splooge.
me and marie went to 7/11 where i bought some lube and she gave me the ultimate ‘double dragon’ around back.
when you are so f-cked up that you simultaneously sh-t and puke.
joe got so f-cked up he pulled a double dragon in my bed, now i have to throw out the matress.
1. an extremely popular arcade game from the late 80’s that involved roaming the streets and beating up gangsters.
2. a woman having 2 p-n-ses in her v-g-n- simultaneously.
1. double dragon was a wicked cool game.
2. i saw a double dragon in that p-rno, man that was f-cked up
when you have a bad stomach / food poisoning and end up spewing diarrhoea while also throwing up.
man, that burritto really did a number on me- i was pulling a double-dragon all night
whilst your girlfriend f-ll-t-s you onboard an enemy helicopter, slowly insert a standard nes controller into her -n-s. upon reaching -rg-sm, yank the controller out as quickly as possible. then, hurricane kick her through the open helicopter hatch, shouting after her, “marian does it better, b-tch!”
“so, yeah, the old lady and me had some angry make-up s-x on the way to cuba. i gave her the ol’ double dragon, and i didn’t see her until breakfast.”
receiving oral s-x from two people simultaneously.
man…we went out last night and found a couple hookers…my buddy got a double dragon!
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