double ender


top definition
a large d-ld-, having identical features on either end. sometimes used as a melee weapon to bludgeon one’s enemies.
corey feldman: dude, i heard somebody got knocked out at your party last night

patrick duffy: yeah, some yinzer was giving me a hard time, so i socked him with that double ender i keep in my trunk.
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2
a virus, stomach bug, or illness that causes simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea.

can create a quandary of which end of the body should be using the toilet: the head or the b-tt?

the combination creates one of the worst smells known to man.
doctor: “what are your symptoms?”
patient: “while i was vomiting i was also having diarrhea at the same time.”
doctor: “ohhh..a double-ender. sounds you like you have that nasty stomach bug thats going around.”
3
when you happen to fart and burp at the same time.
-burp- -baaarp-, god, that was a double ender! i think i may have to wipe!
4
a sh-t that is so big that it pokes out above the water at both ends
dude, the day after thanksgiving i took the biggest double ender.

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