Double Fap
verb; the act of a man masturbating twice or more within ten minutes, with the affect being that he is no longer, in any way, h-rny or aroused.
bro 1: dude… i have an interview with this mega hot chick later today! and i really need this job.
bro 2: that sucks bro, just make sure you don’t hit on her.
bro 1: i have it handled, i already double fapped.
bro 2: good thinking.
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