Double Fifth Drunk


there is waisted and just drunk out of your mind but this is a whole other level of crazy drunkiness, this is getting so drunk its like you have drank two fifths to yourself. at this drunkin point it seems you are almost completely invisible to cops and any other person that is not the same level of “double fifth drunk” as you are. this is when you are able to top your car out on sketchy roads (while drinking more), drive through parks, shoplift a ridiculous amount of items from stores, rail that girl your swore you would never think about sober.
sh-t man i just got done with finals this week i’m getting double fifth drunk for sure tonight!!!

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