Double fisted
someone with two drinks at a party or a bar.
that girl is a lush, she’s double fisted.
when bad luck turn worse two fold or more. twice as bad. derived from getting a fist in your -ss being a negative thing.
not only did i get randomly selected to get gateraped but i also missed my flight home. i was double-fisted again when they told me the next flight won’t be until tomorrow afternoon.
anytime both (or two of three) flags are removed by a defender from the ball carrier’s belt in a game of flag football resulting in a down or dead ball
phil took the hand off and ran it to the 20 yard line where he was double fisted for a first down.
searched at an airport.
getting pulled over by the police and have another cop car pull up to help search your car.
the term come from officer searching a suspect then stick there hand up the suspects -ss in search of evidence.
dude, i got pulled over then double fisted by the cops.
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