double flush
the technique of washing your -rs- after having a sh-t and not having any other way to clean your -rs-. the double flush is done by flushing the toilet, cupping your hand and cleaning your -rs- with the flush water.
maj: theres no toilet paper and i need a sh-t.
kamy: just do the double flush, int-t.
zed: whats this double flush business?…im hungry.
kamy: you know, double flush it, int-t. put your hand under the water and clean it! int-t!
the act of flushing the toilet a second time because the first flush did not evacuate all the poo/vomit and tp.
after eating taco bell last night my first cr-p this morning required a double flush.
when you p–p in the toilet and you flush it and look back and there is still some p–p there or skid marks, you give it another flush and its all gone
man, i took such a huge p–p the other day i had to double flush that sucker.
to double flush (verb). used to describe the necessity to flush a toilet twice when a fecal explusion from the body is exceptional in terms of quant-ty (i.e., pure m-ss) and/or quality (i.e., lettuce).
mother: “boy were you ever in the bathroom a long time.”
son: “i think that was the biggest cr-p in my life. it was so big i had to double flush.”
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