double gouch
the enlarged area between a man’s r-ct-m and his genitalier, that due to infection swells up, blocking his r-ct-m and constricting his genitalier. causing blue t-st-c-ls and piles.
thought to be transmitted through having s-xual intercourse with a janner.
swollen gouch, creating a double gouch
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