double gummer


a double bl-wj-b given to a lucky guy by two women who have false teeth but remove them so that they can really go down on the c-ck. the removal of the prosthetic teeth allows the man to really pound the two mouths without worry of grazing or toaster head.
two old men at the retirement home.

bob: did you have fun at rec cl-ss last night?

josh: i skipped rec and got a double gummer from laura and her mom while the nurses weren’t looking.

bob: d-mn, those two are definitely a damilf!

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