double hand wall piss
when you’re so drunk you put both hands to the wall in front of you and p-ss into the toilet, wall, or even p-ssed out person, in front of you.
i was so drunk, when i p-ssed, i needed both hands to hold myself up. it was a double hand wall p-ss
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