double hawk
a synonym for awkward. this definition was a result of the stand-up comedy of demetri martin in which he drew a picture of a double hawk that said “i’m awkward.” because a bird with four wings would be awkward.
“it was double hawk today at lunch because sam and i were talking about beth and we turn around and she’s sitting right there.”
a mythical creature much like the hawk of legend. his power has been enhanced by adding an additional set of wings.
guy: dude, that double hawk at my cheetos!
girl: the extra set of wings is way s-xy
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