Double-L
pseudonym for an incompetent colleague initialed as l.l. the colleague often adorns himself in spandex, departs the workplace at 4:00 p.m. after arriving at 11:00 a.m., and incessantly complains about being overworked whilst shirking his duties to self-stimulate.
1. do you take the over or under that the double-l will show up before 10:30?
2. the wwe superstahhhhhhrrrrrr double-l called in “sick” again. he probably had a late night fondling his man-w-ng.
lles = lower lower east side — the area in manhattan below delancy and east of bowery that is a mish mash of chinese, hasidic jews, project people and creeping hipsters
visitor: “that grand street stop smells like garbage.”
resident: “you learn to love it when you live in the double-l…it smells like home.”
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