double lapper
a single continuous piece of sh-t so long that it circles the toilet twice. normally contains at least 3 days worth of sh-t. results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bl–dy -ss
#1: holy sh-t what the f-ck stinks?
#2: i pulled a double lapper
#1: f-cking a
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