Double Mystery
a type of sh-t that leaves you speculating whether you actually had one because:
a) it went down the u-bend so went you look you can’t see it.
b) the tissue is clean when you wipe
both these together result in a double mystery and leave yourself questioning your own sanity.
person 1: i just took a double mystery.
person 2: how’d you know, you could have just thought you had a sh-t?
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