double nesting


the act of covering a toilet seat with two layers of toilet paper, because some douche bag left a f-cking t-rd on the toilet seat at work, and there’s no way i’m sitting on that f-cking thing with only one layer of toilet paper.
yo, can you toss me in some more toilet paper? i’m double nesting this b-tch because big kev took another sh-t.
hammocking with a special friend in your eno doublenest hammock. this practice is when the couple lies in the same hammock. doublenesting makes for a great way to spend time in nature while also spending time with your significant other. provides plenty of opportunities to get to know them! isn’t that neat!
dean: which hammock should i get?

frank: dude, always go with the doublenest.

dean: why?

frank: doublenesting.

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