double ontondra
n. referring to a person’s name – usually their given name but possibly also their family name or stage name – that seems to be either a mispelling of another word or a h-m-nym, to humorous effect
n. a mocking term for any name that seems to be “completely made up,” or which is so far out of the mainstream as to be funny
n. a phrase used to point out someone else’s misspelling, misapplication of a phrase or term, or literal or verbal slip-up
winona and bubba named their daughter ontondra, after hearing someone use the term “double entendre,” and thinking that it meant “a really smart thing to say.” her name was a mild double ontondra.
when cece p-n-ston came on the television show, beavis said, “i wonder if she wants to see see my p-n-s-ton? heh heh.” she had an outrageous double ontondra.
how can parents give their children names that cause them such torment? ada d-ck was married to harry b-tts. each of whom endured years of teasing for their double ontondra.
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