double punch
a synchronous punch to both the head and the v-g-n-/c-ck.
usually reserved for people that p-ss you off so much, they should feel immense pain, in the shortest amount of time.
jodie kept coming and asking stupid questions, so i double punched the b-tch. now she’s dead.
in fisting, where you slam both your fists up the guys b-ttpipe at once. you have to have him nicely relaxed first, otherwise you’re gun tear him.
1. jeez dave, you gotta take it slow if you wanna double punch me.
2. “oscar is walking like someone drove a train up his -ss!”
“yuh, that fist queen can’t lay off the doublepunching.”
a double punch is a punch that uses both hands. it will knock the opponent at least 50 feet away.
10 miles away, people hear a sonic boom. they automatically say: oh, double punch
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