Double Shift
to have s-x with a one night stand in the morning as well as the night before.
“dude i did a double shift last night cos she was an awesome f-ck”
“hey thats my mum you’re talking about d-ckhead”
during a threesome, when you receive a bl-wj-b and rimjob (getting your r-ct-m licked) at the same time.
the term “double shift” is derived from work shifts; as you receive two jobs, you are working a double shift.
can also be used in past tense and as a verb; i got double shifted last night. or i love double shifting you.
mike: hey v, what happened with you and those two girls yesterday, genoush and vartuhi?
v: bro, everything was going good, i was making tolma with them in the kitchen then they randomly took off my pants. genoush sucked my d-ck and vartuhi ate my -sshole. it was weird man.
mike: oh, your so lucky, you just got a double shifted.
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