Double uncle
(n) a double uncle is man who is someone’s mother’s brother and also that person’s father’s brother. in other words, a double uncle is an uncle on both sides of the family. for a double uncle to exist, a child must be a product of incest between two siblings, and the parents must share a brother.
tyrion lannister from a song of ice and fire / game of thrones is probably the most well known double uncle. his double nephews don’t appreciate him like a double uncle should be appreciated.
person a: dude, tyrion is freaking awesome. he’s probably my favourite character at the moment.
person b: yeah, it’s a shame he’s that joffrey f-ggot’s double uncle.
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person a: my double uncle said he’d get us all ice creams!
person b: double uncles are the greatest!
double uncle: now get back in my van, kids. and don’t scream.
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