double waste race
running to the bathroom and trying to find trash bin at the same time. usually because your so hung over that you aren’t sure if you’re going to throw up or diarrhea in your pants. this is also one of the scariest moments in your life if you ever get it.
– ” omg, i gotta go!!!”
– ” woah whats wrong?”
– ” double waste race!”
– ” oh god no, i’ll try to find a trash can or something, meet you in teh bathroom!”
– ” hurry!”
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