Doublemint Douchebag
a guy who is such a shameless yet stealthy and unsuspecting player that he will try to sweet talk you to try to get to f-ck you…. and do the same with your sister, who looks just ike you, at the same time.
sister 1: “hey, guess who has been texting me telling me i am so beautiful, i am the “one”and he would treat me so good and he wants to take me out?
sister 2: “who?”
sister 1: “danny, that really sweet but kinda fat guy from down the street.”
sister 2: “no way? really, what did he say….because he has been texting me and sweet talking me all summer and i thought he really meant it….i mean look at him, he’s nice but kinda fat, right??”
sister 1: “what a doublemint douchebag! he has been playing us both and trying to get at least one sister to sleep with him. wtf??”
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