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emo poser: a person that wears emo cloths and claims to be sad eve tho nothing bad is there lifes. a loving family, friends, no bullys, people think their hot and have nothing wrong with them they are just going through a faze and yes teenager reading this its called a faze maybe you will grow up and get a life or continue being emo and maybe make it into the music industry, scream and have emo tween girls stalk you :d
emo poser: im so sad even tho my life is perfect
ok to start off emo posers are really annoying they claim they are emo but when situations change so does there persona.
1. they have the “image” of an emo (the hair, tight pants, keys clipped onto their belt loop, “a must have emo band shirt to signify there emoness”)
2. the are not really emotional its an act to get some dipsh-t girl to like them. i.e. they cant write poems or play guitar (when they try they turn the distortion up to 10 and cant even finish a f-cking guitar riff) sometimes they will even try to sing! -person shoots themselves with gun-
3. the biggest thing is there “adaptabiltiy” heres a perfect example… i was at this rap/emo band concert a couple weeks back. the first act was this horrendous rap group sure enough all the wannabe emos are trying to dance really fast like a black guy “you know all the usher sh-t” and trying to show off for their girls i was about to slap one of them because the fakeness was getting to me…., but heres the clincher when the emo band comes on there all back to crying not there moshing? yeah since when do emos mosh whatever happened to sit and cry in the corner because i ran out of tampons? hmm im not sure

4 actually heres the best part once the shows over there all quiet and sad and regular emo whats that all about?
ugh the mysterious mind of a person wanting to fit in…
posers! stay away from these people
emo poser: rock on dude!
emo: i thought you were emo
emo poser: oh yeah sorry -sob- my gf left me because i whined to much
emo: no i think she realized that your totally fake
emo poser: this is real! look at my tears!
emo: why are you putting eyedrops in?
emo poser: shutup!
someone who claims to be emo. dresses emo and tries to act emo. they tell everyone how sad they are all the time. and really their life is going perfectly fine. they cry constantly and claim to be depressed. most of them cut and always show people. they go up to people and would be like “omg look what i did last night” then they would start crying and would want the other person to confide in them.
emo poser: oh my god my life sucks. -cries and shows friend wrist- look what i did!
emo: why do you always show everyone?
emo poser: i do not!
emo: yea you do, you even showed people you hate.
emo poser: i thought you were my friend!
emo: i’m not friends with posers!
a person who tries to fit in with the emo label just for attention or popularity (which doesn’t make sense because emo people aren’t supposed to be popular)

anyway, here are some ways to spot an emo poser:

1. act depressed 24/7, even when nothing is wrong in their lives
2. cut themselves purposefully… and then show it to everyone
3. must always adopt the complete emo look: dark dyed hair with sidebangs, very tight pants, an emo band t-shirt (like hawthorne heights) at least 3 items from hot topic, and of course, eyeliner
4. has a rich family
5. music lists always include the following bands: my chemical romance, hawthorne heights, the used, simple plan, fall out boy, afi, and more
6. throws emo song lyrics around on their mysp-ce/xanga/livejournal/etc., usually as their display name
7. on the above-mentioned sites, include pictures of themselves with the typical mysp-ce angle (weird camera aim which barely allows for the viewer to see the person except for their hair, or at least one of their eyes)
8. only talk to people who look just like themselves (and may get rejected if they see how much of a poser he/she is)
9. are anorexic or have some other mental disorder, usually involving their self-image (because all emo posers think they’re ugly)
10. complain about their “hard lives” all the time

in short, emo posers are the reason that everyone hates emos. they’re the ones who act like this, so people think that all emos do it too. in reality, true emo people act like themselves, and the only way that they are all alike is that they tend to have a primarily emotional personality. that’s it. it has nothing to do with being depressed or mental disorders, or listening to all the same bands, unless you have a good reason for being depressed, did not force the mental disorder on yourself, or listen to the bands because you actually like them.

though, in reality, i personally do not like most of the bands. they’re not in my taste. i’m not gonna insult them though. only the people who listen to them just because everyone else does, aka the posers.
emo poser: omg i’m sooo depressed, becuz liek look at my ristz their soo bl–dy huh?!1

emo: what the h-ll? you obviously did that on purpose.

emo poser: nono no wai i did not! i liek totally got sad and my cemikul romanze is mah fave band evur!! all mah otha frendz lizzen to them!

emo: … ok, you know what? how about you just keep cutting? it’ll be the solution to not only your problem but to ours too. our reputation will finally be saved!

emo poser: oo yea! good idea! now im gunna go take my super-expensiv nife and cut mah ristz while lizzenin to hawforn haytz!

emo: yea. hurry up. you need to bleed more. or, how about you let me do it for you?
a bunch of f-gs that pretend they like emo, so they can get a long black fringe and get girls/guys. there the ones standing at the backof gig not moving incase the fringe falls outta place.
an emo poser would say :

oh god im so emo, i like blink ..ughh
a bunch of r-t-rded f-gs who pretend they’re emo, search/google for emo bands on the net and download their songs and study their lyrics like mad and tell other people that the lyrics somehow “relate” to them, made up stupid sad sappy stories about their so-called love life (which actually doesn’t even exist as they’ve never even had a bf/gf), they tend to over exaggerate their problems, cut their wrist just cause every other emo kid does that, tell everybody; “oh my god, i think i’m emo, i hate my life, everyone sucks, life is so sad, love sucks! -cuts wrist-”
: emo posers suck donkey’s -ss!
: h-ll yeah they do!
a r-t-rded f-g who pretends they’re emo, searches/googles for emo bands on the net and downloads their songs and study their lyrics like mad and tell other people that the lyrics somehow “relate” to them, made up stupid sad sappy stories about their so-called love life (which actually doesn’t even exist as they’ve never even had a bf/gf), tends to over exaggerate their problems, cuts his/her wrist just cause every other emo kid does that, tells everybody; “oh my god, i think i’m emo, i hate my life, everyone sucks, life is so sad, love sucks! -cuts wrist-”
: dude, i think i’m emo. look at what i did to my wrist. uurgh, i don’t even know why i did it, i hate myself, everybody hates me. -sobs-
: mmmkaaayy……
: some people even said that i look emo with these gl-sses. -shows the “emo-looking” gl-sses and smiles-
: uhh…ok…whatever you say. -rolls eyes-
actually spelt emo posuer
someone who trys to fit into the emo stereotype because its the new thing
they think their life sucks and cut their wrists for attention
listen to music such as taking back sunday, fallout boy, hawthorne heights and of course panic!at the disco and simple plan which they think are emo
generally girls ages 11-14 who have a mysp-ce and write blogs about what happened the other day when someone called them names and pretend their life is horrible
they are a disgrace to emo and have no idea what real emo is
emo posers need to stop cutting their wrists and get a life thats not what emo is about