Doubling Down
the act of standing at the urinal when you realize that you need to take a sh-t, so you quickly penguin foot it over to the nearest stall. thus going from #1 to #2 in rapid fashion.
“man i just doubled down in the sh-tter.”
“i nearly sh-t my pants at the urinal, but i ended up doubling down just in time.”
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