Doubtfire holiday


a period in which an adult man disguises himself as a woman in order to secretly spend time with his children.

not to be confused with a tootsie weekend in which a man -ssumes a female ident-ty for a short period to determine whether or not he would enjoy being a woman.
a: your ex-wife has sole custody of the kids?
b: yeah, but i get to see them on doubtfire holidays.

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