douce cookie
a person being an -sshole. the toilet paper that gets left in the v-g-n- usually found during intercourse. the dried up white crispies you find around your junk after a good night of s-x. the c-m stain that women get in their panties after receiving a long night of loads.
man, dj was talking wreckless at lunch today, he was being a real douce cookie.
i was going down on the wife lastnight, much to my suprise i came up with a mouth full of douce cookies.
if you wake up in the morning after a long night of drinking and wander if you scored with that chick the night before just look down and see if you have any signs of douce cookies.
sheyla was taking a p-ss and found douce cookies in he panties.
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