douch -ass


(n.) a derogatory term for a person who is acting in a manner of immaturity or utter ignorance. for example, someone who is asking questions that have already been answered and are just slowing down production in doing so is a douch–ss.
philip: ok, so for the routine, we’ll take 3 steps, flank left, and do a spin down. then we’re finished.

teddy: ok, but what do you want us to do after we step out 3 steps?

joan: (while shaking her head in disbelief of the utter stupidity) god, what a douch –ss.
a derogatory term for people that give out props in mysp-ce forums.
anthony: i am a propmaster!
nathan: no, you’re just a douch –ss.

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