Douch Canoe
possibly the largest form of douchness. when someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve.
what’s berts problem? i asked for supplies out of the warehouse but he is being such a douch canoe that he told me to f-ck off.
someone who is so much of a douchebag that the pressure built up inside of them releases. spewing from the mouth, in a thread of molten douche.
dont be a lard slop douchecanoe.
everyone hates you because you are a douchcanoe.
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