Douch Monger


a person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90’s
man, that dudes such a douch monger, i just want to take his visor and punch him in the mouth

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