Douchasaurous Rex
one who opposes -n-l s-x..and gay acts without a “no h-m-” added at the end of the phrase. but in reality… a douchasauous rex is the king of all douchasaurous’s..the prime douchasaour. hes clearly the best douche of them all. mostly douche..and mostly king.
“eric is a douchasaurous rex and he is the king of all douches”
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