Douchatania


a douche of epic proportions. one who strives to be the ultimate douche but ultimately is overshadowed by newer, bigger, and bolder douches who torpedo their ambitions. end result is a has-been douche whose only claim to fame are the lives he/she has ruined in the past.
matthew is depressed because after all of his machinations, he realized that he wasn’t even able to be a successful douche. he’s set sail on the final voyage of the rms douchatania.

john is such a tool, just when you think he couldn’t get any lower, he sunk to the bottom just like the douchatania he is.

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