Douchateria


douchateria – (douchebag x cafeteria) typically -ssociated with low-end chinese restaurants, the douchateria can hardly be called a restaurant. this category of eating establishment is where people go to gorge on marginally safe and marginally edible foods made by greedy douchebags who push low quality ingredients that are likely out of date. want to wash your hands? why bother? the staff doesn’t.
dude lets go eat. where do you want to go? lets just make a quick trip to the douchateria then head to the bar.

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