douchbaggery
the act of having a popped collar, sungl-sses when there is no sun, wearing an armbad while not partic-p-ting in any athletic competetion, the overall act of being a douche bag!!!!
the douchbaggery of those douchbags was douch baggle!!!!
ostentatious display of affectation in its most conspicuous form; haughtiness without any diminutive regard to others; provoking others with a habitually pompous att-tude or disposition.
i love kanye west and the creative aspects he’s contributing within the rap game..
i just don’t endorse his douchbaggery.
the act of commiting douche bag stunts when there is no cause nor reason except that the person commiting the act wants to be a epic douchebag.
i.e. skullf-cking, multiple counts of fail, strawberry shortcake(look it up), c-ck slap
man 1-“dude i just threw your xbox 360 off the balcony”
man 2-“wtf why the h-ll did you do that?”
man 1-“just for the h-ll of it”
man 2-“i proclaim douchbaggery on you f-ggot-c-ck!!!”
doing things that a douche bag would do
someone is being a d-ck for no reason, you would go dude enough of your douch baggery
the factory where douche bags are made.
that -sshole probably works at a douchbaggery
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